Buying Melons

August 19th, 2008 by Connie Ferch · No Comments · Produce, Video

Watermelon is a summer time favorite. Find out what to look for when buying watermelon and other popular melons in this lesson of Grocery School.

Key Points:

  • Firm, no soft spots, hard spots or lumps
  • Hollow sounding
  • Symmetrical
  • Heavy

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Corny Goodness

August 19th, 2008 by Chris-Rachael Oseland · No Comments · Produce

 Corn on the Cob

Corn. Sweet, delicious, and one of the most improbable grains to become a staple. If you look at the strange and ancient ancestors of wheat, rye, barley, or oats, they basically look like an untamed version of the same beast. Fewer seeds, more spikes, a punk look just daring you to husk their shell before the fiber content rips a new path through your intestines – but still recognizably related to the sweet tame versions we all eat today.

Ancestral corn, on the other hand, doesn’t look like some teenage goth version of the same grain. Heck, it doesn’t even look edible. The oldest versions of corn had around 8 – 12 ridiculously tough kernels per stalk and those were encased in individual shells.  Once you pried them free, early corn kernels were so darn rugged you had to boil them in lye just to make them edible. How hungry do you have to be before you think boiling angry looking plants with lye sounds better than eating dirt?

This is why it’s a good thing the future of the human race isn’t up to me.  I would’ve stopped at leafy greens and juicy berries. Then we all would’ve died that winter. Luckily, ancient Americans were a hearty, determined bunch who worked incredibly hard to transform a substandard weed into a staple crop that now feeds millions worldwide. Not too shabby.

Corn is still pretty mysterious to a lot of people. There are so many parts. It’s not clear how one applies heat to create yummyness.  If you’ve only ever made corn by cracking open a Green Giant can, I have a surprise. It’s as easy as boiling water.

Really.

Fill the biggest pot you own 2/3 full of water. Now turn up the heat and go away until it boils. This is a good time to peel away the husk and silk. (Am I the only person disappointed we can’t weave corn silk instead of using catepillar casings? Come on biological science! Get on the ball here!)

Once the water is boiling, toss in your corn. If the corn’s too big, break the cob in half. It’ll make you feel like a karate champ.

Toss in your shucked corn, put on a lid (or cover the pot with a cookie sheet or even foil if you don’t own a lid) then turn off the heat. That’s right. Your water’s hot enough.

Set a timer for 10 minutes. When you return, the cooling water will have miraculously transformed your corn from something that looks like it could be used for exfoliation into a sweet dinnertime delight. Or lunch. Really, the only meal I don’t eat it at is breakfast.

Want to see it for yourself? Watch The Rookie Cook’s video on How To Cook Corn On The Cob.

 

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WTF Monday: I can’t believe it’s not …

August 18th, 2008 by Chris-Rachael Oseland · No Comments · Condiments

Immortalized in Dairy

Nothing says Olympic Fever like a life sized depiction of a gymnast in delicious butter. Oh, sure, The lovable sixteen year old Shawn Johnson is also being cast in bronze, but what’s that compared to joining Tiger Woods, Elvis, Garth Brooks, John Wayne and a giant cow as creamy attractions at the Iowa State Fair?

Her spreadable gymnastic talents beat out Indiana Jones and the 50th anniversary of Dr. Seuss for this year’s unique honors.

 

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Berry Roundup

August 17th, 2008 by Chris-Rachael Oseland · No Comments · Produce

Staring forlornly at the grocery store shelves as delicious summer berries gradually disappear? We’re here to help you savor the last sweet berries of the season. Check out these videos. 

Oh berries. They’re so pretty. Nutritious too. It’s easy to shovel an entire carton in your mouth with nothing more than a blackberry stain at the corner of one lip as evidence for your roommates. But  lo, even better options await. Once you’ve bought your berries, try some of these tricks. 

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